The only way to cut pizza

MMmmmm. Pizza. Along with caffeine and bacon, pizza powers the western world. While we may not have any of that “proof” stuff to back us up, we’re confident that wars have been fought over pizza, and the best ways to slice it. Well, good news for humanity: That debate is over, and Fred and Friends won. Behold, the Pizza Boss 3000. The stainless steel wheel and engineering-grade plastic (pretty sure someone made that term up) are tough and smart, with a removable shield for easy cleaning.

Get yours from Amazon.