Combat Garden Gnome

That uppity green thumb next door giving your petunias trouble?  Time to get revenge.  These garden gnomes have all the firepower you need to protect your pink flamingos and other garden goodies.  RPGs, granades, AK’s – the works.  Etsy artist Shawn Thorsson made the molds and then pours the gnomes.  A true “garden industry” (HA – get it?).

The gnomes are just under a foot tall, and weigh somewhere between 1 and 10 pounds (according to the creator).  You can get them in either unpainted or painted – however the painted ones are a bit more.

Get yours from before it’s too late!