Evil Fortune Cookies

The cookies hate you.  They called and left me a message saying so.  These Evil Fortune Cookies look just like the real thing because, well, they are the real thing. However each of the 10 cookies contains a mean, evil, funny, or depressing fortune. The wrappers are blank, encouraging you to prank friends, family, coworkers, strangers, anyone! They make great gifts to encourage creative anarchy in others. Like syphilis, but funnier and more tasty, Evil Fortune Cookies are the gift that keeps on giving.


  • Tasty fortune cookies with evil, cruel, and funny fortunes inside.
  • Wrappers are blank to blend in with any restaurant decor and surprise your target.
  • 10 individually wrapped cookies per package – each with a different fortune (though if you buy multiple packages, you might get repeats).
  • WARNING: Not for children. Trust us.
  • Packaging: All 10 cookies come packed in a quart sized take out box. Yum.

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