Real World Valentines Day Card

Following up a $55,000 cupcake might be a hard task on Valentines Day, but this might just work.  Etsy artist sweetperversion has come up with a card to really tell the world how you feel.  It says “I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack.”  Perfect.

Card specs:

  • Blank inside
  • Sized A2 (5.5×4.5)
  • Matching envelope (envelope color is based on availability)
  • Packaged in a cello sleeve
  • Sorry Cali residents, Uncle Sam wants his cut. 7.75% tax applies

$4 a piece, so order them for all the special ladies in your life.