Salt Made From Tears

You know you have REALLY won when the other guy is crying. Now take some of that well earned victory home with you – then season your meals with it!

Salt Made From Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallization tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine.

Available in the following tears:

  • Laughter – This exquisite salt has a fiendishly spicy flavour, and is by far the safest way to experience the peculiar pleasure of human laughter. Collected only from sincerely amused humans, it is one of our rarest salts.
  • Sneezing – This salt is made from tears produced by sneezing and, unusually for salt, has a palpably peppery flavour. Goes splendidly well with our Thickest Human Snot.
  • Sorrow – This delectable salt, made from tears of abject sorrow, is collected only at moments of complete misery. With its delicate lavender flavour, it’s the perfect seasoning for limbs and organs.
  • Anger – This robust salt is made from tears that sprang forth during explosions of anger. With a rich and smokey flavour, it can help to induce fit of uncontrolled rage, as normally experienced only by Ogres and Trolls.
  • Chopping Onions – This everyday salt is made from tears that fell while onions were chopped, and unsurprisingly has a pleasingly strong onion flavour. An absolute essential on every monster’s table.

Available as individual bottles, or collect the whole set!