Sex Panther Cologne

Banned in nine countries for its sexual potency, Sex Panther cologne is known to make you an irresistible object of interest to the ladies. Made with bits of real panther, studies show this formidable and pungent cologne works every time, sixty percent of the time.

  • Sex Panther Cologne 1.7 oz
  • Officially Licensed from Anchorman
  • 60% of the time, it works every time.
  • (actually smells great)
  • Currently unable to ship outside of US (due to USDA regulations about shipping bits of real panther)
  • Scientifically engineered using space-age petroleum byproducts and animal parts.  So you know it’s good.

Get some and become an unstoppable lady killer – at least in your own mind.