Wash Away Your Sins Hand Soap

Whatever the cause or offense, if you are a liar, cheater or wrong-doer, this Wash Away Your Sins Liquid Hand Soap kills sins on contact.  It also reduces your guilt by 98.9%!  Specially formulated for liars, cheaters and wrong-doers.

Directions:

  1. Press pump.
  2. Anoint palms.
  3. Rub hands together piously.
  4. Rinse.
  5. Repent.
  6. Go forth cleansed from sin, ready to do it again.

Warning:  Once you realize how great this soap works and how pleasing the Easter Lily Scent is, it might be tempting to commit another sin!

Get yours, before it is too late, from www.perpetualkid.com

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