Zombie Survival Kit

Aaaaiiiieeeee! Zombies!

You read the CDC’s guide and you’ve got your zombie contingency plan in place. Or at least, you have one in your head. And you have plenty of duct tape around the house, so it shouldn’t be a problem to throw together a kit when the time comes, right? Wrong. The last thing you want to do when the apocalypse hits is be delayed by something you could have prepped for. Because while you’re prepping, other people are raiding the gun stores, hitting the highway, finding friends who will have their back, all of which is going to be really important, and all of which is going to suck if you’re not one of the first people doing it.

Get this, throw in your important paperwork, some water, your medications, and you’re ready to hit the road at a moment’s notice.

So what do you get in this kit?

  • SOG Tactical Tomahawk – a 420 stainless steel, 15 3/4″ long zombie “persuasion.”
  • Zombie Crime Scene tape
  • Collapsible Shot Glass
  • Dissolving Hand Soap Sheets
  • Survival Kit in a Sardine Can
  • CRKT Eat’N Tool
  • Zombie Jerky (not made from real zombies)
  • Tool Logic Survival Card with Firestarter
  • Zombie Blast Energy Shot

All this for $80!  Get it from www.thinkgeek.com

 

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