no seriously wtf Archive

  • Sometimes that Easy button just doesn’t cut it. Just press the large, red, Button and receive 1 of 10 rage-conducive “WTF!” phrases. Of course the actual F* bomb in each […]

    WTF Button

    Sometimes that Easy button just doesn’t cut it. Just press the large, red, Button and receive 1 of 10 rage-conducive “WTF!” phrases. Of course the actual F* bomb in each […]

  • Tired of getting stuck in traffic?  Buy one of these. The KURATAS is a diesel powered MechWarrior that stands 13 feet tall and weighs 4.4 tons. If features cockpit for […]

    KURATAS Mech Robot

    Tired of getting stuck in traffic?  Buy one of these. The KURATAS is a diesel powered MechWarrior that stands 13 feet tall and weighs 4.4 tons. If features cockpit for […]

  • Everything is better in a cone.  Okay – all we can think of is ice cream, but hey a trend has to start somewhere!  This simple device cooks pizza dough […]

    Pizzacraft Grilled Pizza Cone Set

    Everything is better in a cone.  Okay – all we can think of is ice cream, but hey a trend has to start somewhere!  This simple device cooks pizza dough […]

  • Move over Guitar Hero, there’s a new urinal in town!  Guitar Pee is a set of triggers put in a urinal.  When you hit them with your stream, it plays […]

    Guitar Pee

    Move over Guitar Hero, there’s a new urinal in town!  Guitar Pee is a set of triggers put in a urinal.  When you hit them with your stream, it plays […]

  • Ready to throw up?  This is a real world, big hot dog.  Now, we know what you are saying – you’ve had a Costco dog before, and those are pretty […]

    Big Hot Dog

    Ready to throw up?  This is a real world, big hot dog.  Now, we know what you are saying – you’ve had a Costco dog before, and those are pretty […]

  • Want to play with Knokkers?  Not THOSE kind of knokkers – get your mind out of the gutter. What are we talking about? Think a pool table that got mega-rayed […]

    Knokkers

    Want to play with Knokkers?  Not THOSE kind of knokkers – get your mind out of the gutter. What are we talking about? Think a pool table that got mega-rayed […]

  • Remember getting / giving horsey rides?  Perhaps it’s time to step it up a notch.  The Daddle is a saddle for Dad.  This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back. […]

    The Daddle

    Remember getting / giving horsey rides?  Perhaps it’s time to step it up a notch.  The Daddle is a saddle for Dad.  This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back. […]

  • We are trying to think of a world where these are needed.  Maybe Little Mermaid prom – wait – she didn’t have feet.  Yep – out of ideas. The High […]

    High Tide Heels

    We are trying to think of a world where these are needed.  Maybe Little Mermaid prom – wait – she didn’t have feet.  Yep – out of ideas. The High […]