ThinkGeek Archive

  • The cookies hate you.  They called and left me a message saying so.  These Evil Fortune Cookies look just like the real thing because, well, they are the real thing. […]

    Evil Fortune Cookies

    The cookies hate you.  They called and left me a message saying so.  These Evil Fortune Cookies look just like the real thing because, well, they are the real thing. […]

  • This is a lot easier than pressing up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right B, A, start to turn on your lights! Recapture the joy of your Nickle Arcade […]

    Power-Up Arcade Light Switch Plate

    This is a lot easier than pressing up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right B, A, start to turn on your lights! Recapture the joy of your Nickle Arcade […]

  • It’s never too early to start training your offspring for the zombie apocalypse. Of course, the 2nd rule you teach them is the double tap, and the perfect tool to […]

    Double Barrel Marshmallow Shooter

    It’s never too early to start training your offspring for the zombie apocalypse. Of course, the 2nd rule you teach them is the double tap, and the perfect tool to […]

  • In the late 1970s, a phenomenon swept the sporting world. A new game fell on the scene, one that created an international stir, world exhibitions, and a fever that can […]

    Electronic Hungry Hungry Hippos for iPad

    In the late 1970s, a phenomenon swept the sporting world. A new game fell on the scene, one that created an international stir, world exhibitions, and a fever that can […]

  • Captain’s Log, Stardate 1533.7.  Have you ever started a conversation that way?  If so, this product is for you!  It’s a Star Trek Com Panel electronic door chime. Features: Motion-sensitive […]

    Star Trek Com Panel

    Captain’s Log, Stardate 1533.7.  Have you ever started a conversation that way?  If so, this product is for you!  It’s a Star Trek Com Panel electronic door chime. Features: Motion-sensitive […]

  • We love office warfare.  But since congress made killing people illegal, we have had to look for less lethal methods for our cube assaults.  Enter the Air Strike Catapult.  It […]

    Air Strike Catapult

    We love office warfare.  But since congress made killing people illegal, we have had to look for less lethal methods for our cube assaults.  Enter the Air Strike Catapult.  It […]

  • No, this won’t keep shrapnel from your heart.  Yes, it will glow and impress your friends (well, it would impress our friends anyway).  This Iron Man Arc Reactor tshirt from […]

    Light Up Iron Man Shirt

    No, this won’t keep shrapnel from your heart.  Yes, it will glow and impress your friends (well, it would impress our friends anyway).  This Iron Man Arc Reactor tshirt from […]

  • This one is pretty simple.  It’s a straw – it’s titanium.  It will never break!  But why, you ask, would I ever NEED a titanium straw?  Think of how many […]

    Titanium Straw

    This one is pretty simple.  It’s a straw – it’s titanium.  It will never break!  But why, you ask, would I ever NEED a titanium straw?  Think of how many […]

  • As we look around our desks, we see multiple monitors, wireless mice, keyboards, webcams, IP phones, thumb drives, USB hubs, etc – oh and a USB powered cactus (don’t ask.)  […]

    NeuroSky Mindwave

    As we look around our desks, we see multiple monitors, wireless mice, keyboards, webcams, IP phones, thumb drives, USB hubs, etc – oh and a USB powered cactus (don’t ask.)  […]